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My Little Portal of the Day: At MAGFest 2012, Ellen McLain reads as GLaDOS (GLaDOS-ized by kaotik4266 for your convenience) corresponding by mail with Princess Celestia.

Transcript as follows:

Dear Princess Celestia,

I’ve learned a lot about friendship. I was taught its kindness, generosity, honesty and all other elements that made it up, and then I wiped that pathetic piece of data from my memory banks. You see, I have no use for friendship. I am a cold-hearted robot who has no time for pathetic things like that. All I want in life is to do my tests in peace. And not be disturbed by stupid, frail humans.

So you sent your own sister to the moon? I assisted a fat orphan in sending two monstrosities to that white ball in the sky. But, you know, if you think I could still use your “friendship,” I heard about your student Twilight Sparkle. A smart, puzzle-solving subject like her could maybe change my mind. I’ll even bake a cake for her.

Your friend, GLaDOS.

Un-GLaDOS-ized version here.

[memebase.]