Twilight Apankle: this bad pony just got a B-, it’s time to teach her a “lesson” or “two” about “sore buttcheeks”
Poonkie Pie: this crazy partypony can’t get enough poon so she holds the BIGGEST PARTY YET (girls only)
Rainboob Dash: in a zany dare from Applejackoff, rainboob dash has to see how fast she can “finish the race”… using only her giant tits.
Futashy: Poonkie Pie finds out Futashy’s terrible secret of “having a dick” at Poonkie’s “Poontang Party Showdown” - uh oh!
Hairity: At Poonkie Pie’s “Ultimate Poon Festival” she gets a big surprise when she goes down on Hairity, a “mouthful” of “bush”
Applejackoff: Applejackoff learns the meaning of a “first person shooter” from Spike at her annual barnyard “blast”
Nightmare moon: it’s a “full moon” tonight as Nightmare Moon gets “fucked” in the “ass”
Luna: come see the “dark” side of the “moon” in this tale of anal expeditions
Celesbia: Twilight Spankle’s about to “learn” a lot more than she ever bargained for in this “nutty” tale of “lesbian” “ponies”
Pootaloo: In this crazy kid’s adventure, she hides out in the girl’s bathroom all day in an attempt to get her cutie mark! Will she succeed?
Applebottom: In this lighthearted kid’s tale, Applebottom finds out the best way to help out Big “Dick” Mac around the farm!
Feetie Belle: In this fun story, Feetie Belle is “forced” to clean Hairity’s “hooves” after accidentally spilling juice on them. Oops!
Ditzi Doodoo: [NO DESCRIPTION] [R-18]
i-killed-the-kkk-with-malcolm:
Hahahahahaha…
bwahaha i just spit out my water
Forever reblog!
(Source: oh-whiskers)
Romney: Look at [Obama’s] energy policy! What is his energy policy? You can’t drive a car with a windmill on it!
Colbert: That’s right! You can’t drive a car with a windmill on it! Cause if you put a windmill on top of your car, then where does the dog go?
(Source: inmymimeseye)
#rick santorum to play Anderson in the CBS Sherlock adaptation
omg thats a perfect casting
he doesn’t even need to audition
^^^
See, as much as I don’t agree with people like George W. Bush or John McCain, I can at least respect them. Rick Santorum doesn’t even get that from me.
(Source: jonwithabullet)
I just keep laughing.
And laughing.
And laughing.
kjrna/v;jn’[ORIVNL/KNV!!!!
WHERE ARE YOU SAHANA