Spas are such a hassle
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True story- my now-husband asked me out that way. Fastest way to a writer’s heart.
So Pikachu runs on a D-Battery
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I normally take the names out, but I think in this case they give the whines some context. Just another day with D’Arcy and Campbell!
Yelp Contest entry
So wait…you mean to tell me they serve brand name sparkling water?!
My girlfriend was the OP and this Dillon character, who I’m told identifies as a liberal, outed himself as what she calls a “brogressive.”
There was some classic derailing, incongruities, mixed contexts and being just plain wrong. There were too many issues to address.
innerhilarium submitted
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NPC Heaven probably ran out of room already.
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